Greatest Hits
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
- Primary Document: The Audio
- Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
- Integrity SAT’s: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka’s Band
- AllahPundit’s Paul Anka 45’s Collection
- AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday’s postings)
- George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin’ Hammer
Top Top Tens
- Democratic Forays into Erotica
- New Shows On Gore’s DNC/MTV Network
- Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
- Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
- Signs You’re at an Iraqi “Wedding Party”
- Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
- Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
- Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
- NYT Headlines Spinning Bush’s Jobs Boom
- Things People Are More Likely to Say Than “Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?”
- Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin’ Mind
- All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
- Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
- Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn’t Care Anymore
- Examples of Bob Kerrey’s Insufferable Racial Jackassery
- Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
- Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
- Collective Names for Groups of People
- John Kerry’s Other Vietnam Super-Pets
- Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
- Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
- Changes to Make Christianity More “Inclusive”
- Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
- John Edwards Campaign Excuses
- John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
- Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
- Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs
- The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
- A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
- Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
- More Margaret Cho Abuse
- Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
- Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped… By Woman
- Wonkette Announces “Morning Zoo” Format
- John Kerry’s “Plan” Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr’s Militia
- World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg’s Beheading
- Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
- Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th “Fake News Article” Referencing Britney Spears
- Liberal Economists Rue a “New Decade of Greed”
- Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd’s Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
- Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
- They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
- Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
- Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
- When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
- What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
- Wonkette’s Stand-Up Act
- Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
- Here’s What’s Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
- My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
- Outraged “Conservatives” React to the FMA
- An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
- The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
- Our Lunch with David “Glengarry Glen Ross” Mamet
- The House of Love: Paul Krugman
- A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
- The Dowd-O-Matic!
- Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
- Kepler’s Laws of Liberal Media Bias
- John Kerry– The Splunge! Candidate
- “Divisive” Politics & “Attacks on Patriotism” (very long)
- The Donkey (”The Raven” parody)
